Fernie is new new Club Darts Champion!
It might be unbelievable, implausable, unheard of, unfathomable, unreal, increadibly unlikely, infeasible, unacceptable and downright strange, but, ... Fernie won the Club's Darts Trophy! I know! It's like all that's good, right and true in the world just stopped happening! Needless to say there are a lot of people in shock right now - we wish them a speedy recovery - and there is an investigation under way: how could he possibly have won without cheating, bribing or threatening! All will be revealed once the investigation is completed.
In the mean time here are some pictures of Fernie being presented with his trophy by Rob (Reigning Champion) who obviously doesn't look very happy with the situation. In fact, there was a bit of a wrestle before Fernie could prise the Trophy from Rob's clutches: